Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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