i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Alive.
So much puke
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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