i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...