is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.