whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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