tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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