I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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