so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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