whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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