He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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