Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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