Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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