you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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