i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
how does that bad decision feel?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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