So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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