HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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