I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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