8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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