Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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