Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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