school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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