Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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