I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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