The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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