what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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