Buhtt sex?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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