Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize