was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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