The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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