Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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