You really coming over, don't trick.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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