woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
