stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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