I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
