and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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