We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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