shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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