I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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