Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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How does it feel to date your dad?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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