My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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