dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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