Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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