and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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