my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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