So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i think i just lost a toe
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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