Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
