Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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