i think my tv is drunk
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Randomize
