Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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