if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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