nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
