Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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