Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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