Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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