Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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