i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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