i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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