True but thats because hes a fetus.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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